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My heart is drenched in wine, but you’ll be on my mind forever.

My heart is drenched in wine, but you’ll be on my mind forever. Norah Jones

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. Fran Lebowitz

People who drink light ‘beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.

People who drink light ‘beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot. Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world Kaiser Wilhelm

Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed...

The beer I had for breakfast wasn’t that bad, so I had one more for dessert.

The beer I had for breakfast wasn’t that bad, so I had one more for dessert. Kris Kristofferson, Sunday Morning Coming Down

Sometimes I wish that I was a cold beer, I’d rest assured that you would hold me near.

Sometimes I wish that I was a cold beer, I’d rest assured that you would hold me near. John Mayer, Sucker

You’re like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night.

You’re like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night. Rod Stewart, Delicious

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not. Stephen Wright

Some people drink to unleash their libidos, and other people drink to prop up their egos

Some people drink to unleash their libidos, and other people drink to prop up their egos Lou Reed, Power Of Positive Drinking

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