My heart is drenched in wine, but you’ll be on my mind forever.
My heart is drenched in wine, but you’ll be on my mind forever.
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
People who drink light ‘beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world
Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed...
The beer I had for breakfast wasn’t that bad, so I had one more for dessert.
Sometimes I wish that I was a cold beer, I’d rest assured that you would hold me near.
You’re like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
Some people drink to unleash their libidos, and other people drink to prop up their egos