I ain’t got a job cause I ain’t got a car, so I’m looking for a girl with a job and a car.

They’re trying to cure me with nicotine and whiskey.

Asia’s crowded and Europe’s too old, Africa is far too hot and Canada’s too cold. And South America stole our name, let’s drop the big one.

Wine is the reason I get up every afternoon.

This is a fantastic place to find some great local microbrews.