According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman are their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they’re a bunch of liars.

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman are their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they’re a bunch of liars.

Love is two minutes and fifty seconds of squelching noises.

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.