You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean Martin

Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer’s day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented. G.K. Chesterton

Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world. Jack Nicholson

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry

There is no such thing as a bad beer. It’s that some taste better than others. Billy Carter

Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer. Tom Robbins

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. Henry Lawson

There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says “Good People Drink Good Beer.” Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad People Drink Bad Beer. Think about it. Hunter S. Thompson