A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.

Work is the curse of the drinking class.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Non-Drinker: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.

I drink to make other people interesting.

Kalsarikännit: “To get drunk at home in your underwear, with no intention of doing anything else.”