Economy is looking bad, let’s start another war.

Everybody wants to rule the world.

Does anyone need yet another politician caught with his pants down and money sticking in his hole?

The Christmas spirit is not what you drink.

A lie may well fool someone else, but it tells the truth about you to you.

A man is a man when he can offer his hand.

Forward, he cried from the rear, and the front ranks died.

They are so good at making soldiers, but they’re not as good at making men.

The world owes me a living, I’ve waited on this dole queue too long. I’ve been standing in the rain for 15 minutes, that’s a quarter of an hour too long.

Everybody’s equal, just don’t measure it