White collared conservatives, flashing down the street, pointing their plastic fingers at me. They’re hoping soon my kind will drop and die, but I’m gonna wave my freak flag high. Jimi Hendrix, If 6 Was 9

Now Jesus, he don’t like killing, no matter what the reason is for, and your flag decal won’t get you into heaven anymore. John Prine, Flag Decal

I don’t miss God, but I sure miss Santa Claus. Hole, Gutless

Some of Gods greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. Garth Brooks, Unanswered Prayer

Nothing changes on New Year’s Day. U2, New Year's Day

My logic’s been drowned in a sea of emotion. Sting, Be Still My Beating Heart

If to know you is to hate you, then loving you must be like suicide. Green Day, Jackass

If I’m leaving with a broken heart, you’re leavin’ with a broken nose. Jettingham, Cheating

Can’t wait to date a supermodel, can’t wait to sue my Dad. Can’t wait to wreck a Ferrari, on the way to rehab. Brad Paisley, Celebrity