I hear and I forget; I see and I remember; I do and I understand. Confucius

If you enjoy what you do, you’ll never work another day in your life. Confucius

Desiring to have things done quickly prevents them from being done thoroughly. Confucius

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay ’em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. Betsy Salkind

The only reason they say ‘Women and children first’ is to test the strength of the lifeboats. Jean Kerr

America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked. David Letterman

You know you’re a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn’t. Jeff Foxworthy

The best cure for sea sickness is to sit under a tree. Spike Milligan

Kill one man and you’re a murderer, kill a million and you’re a conqueror. Jean Rostand

We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. W.H. Auden