We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.

We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.