I drink therefore I am.
I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
I have made an important discovery…that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie less convincingly than they do in briefings and books.
Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed...
Some people drink to unleash their libidos, and other people drink to prop up their egos