A man hath no better thing under the sun, than to eat, and to drink, and to be merry.
A man hath no better thing under the sun, than to eat, and to drink, and to be merry.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars – the rest I just squandered.
In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl’s clothes off.
Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk they’re sober.