It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth. George Burns

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars – the rest I just squandered. George Best

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. George Best

Work is the curse of the drinking classes. Oscar Wilde

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. Frank Sinatra

Drunkenness is simply voluntary insanity. Seneca

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl’s clothes off. Raymond Chandler

Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems. Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk they’re sober. William Butler Yeats