Wave the flag, wave the Bible, wave your sex or your business degree, whatever you want, just don’t wave that thing at me. Bruce Cockburn, Mighty Trucks of Midnight

Don’t dominate the rap, Jack, if you got nothing new to say. Grateful Dead, New Speedway Boogie

You’ll learn more from your accidents than anything that you could ever learn at school. Billy Joel, You're Only Human

Accidents happen. There’s one planned today. The Strokes, The Way It Is

35% of accidents are cause by pixilated, the other 65% are not alcohol related. What does this tell us about the drunk drivers, they seem to have a better record than the sober team. NOFX, You Drink, You Drive, You Spill

To understand what’s right and wrong, the lawyers work in shifts. The Clash, Midnight Log

Better take a good look at your own lives before you go preaching to me your definitions of obscenity. Ramones, Censorshit

History is made by stupid people. Clever people wouldn’t even try. If you want your name in the history books then do something dumb before you die. Arrogant Worms

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. Bob Marley