Rather die on our feet, than keep living on our knees.
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The preacher said, you know you always have the Lord by your side. And I was so pleased to be informed of this that I ran twenty red-lights in his name.
Respectable people do not write music or make love as a career.
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman are their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they’re a bunch of liars.
Love is two minutes and fifty seconds of squelching noises.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?
All lies and jest, still, a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.