I don’t drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk. Richard Harris

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they  wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re  going to feel all day. Frank Sinatra

I drink to make other people interesting. George Jean Nathan

The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. Richard Braunstein

The only time I ever said no to a drink was when I misunderstood the question. Will Sinclair

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink. Fran Lebowitz

I haven’t touched a drop of alcohol since the invention of the funnel. Malachy McCourt

There’s too much blood in my alcohol system. Anonymous

If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon. W.C. Fields