Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk they’re sober.
I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
I have made an important discovery…that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie less convincingly than they do in briefings and books.
When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Ireland.