Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution.
Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?
Here’s to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold beer and another one!
Wine is as good as life to a man, if it be drunk moderately: what life is then to a man that is without wine? for it was made to make men glad.
I like my beer cold…my TV loud…and my homosexuals flaming.
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
I’m so holy that when I drink wine, it turns into water.
As Benjamin Franklin said: “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.” In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia...