War does not determine who is right, only who is left.

Fear is the main source of superstition, and one of the main sources of cruety. To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

It’s not a lie if I know the truth.

Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Live as if you will live forever, but live each day as if it were your last.

Men think highly of those who rise rapidly in the world, whereas nothing rises quicker than dust, straw, and feathers.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.