War does not determine who is right, only who is left. Bertrand Russell

Fear is the main source of superstition, and one of the main sources of cruety. To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom. Bertrand Russell

He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Unknown

I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Unknown

It’s not a lie if I know the truth. J. P. Ricciardi

Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Unknown

Live as if you will live forever, but live each day as if it were your last. Unknown

Men think highly of those who rise rapidly in the world, whereas nothing rises quicker than dust, straw, and feathers. Augustus & Julius Hare

Remember, half the people you know are below average. Unknown

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Unknown