As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind – every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.

Volunteering is the ultimate exercise in democracy. You vote in elections once a year, but when you volunteer, you vote every day about the kind of community you want to live in.

I always wondered why somebody didn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

Never doubt that a small group of committed people can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of that missing drop.

Don’t ever question the value of volunteers. Noah’s Ark was built by volunteers; the Titanic was built by professionals.

The reason the golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children.

My photographs don’t do me justice – they just look like me.

What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.